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I'm an art major (photography to be specific). I also love funny shit. Therefore my blog shall consist of photography...and funny shit. 'Cause funny shit makes me happy, and Tumblr is the only place I can post funny shit and not give a fuck about whether someone gets unnecessarily offended =P I'm extremely open minded, but I have a short temper toward close minded individuals, especially ones that think they know everything...anyway, no one needs to know too much about me so...bleh.

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Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3
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Let's be freaks...: albinwonderland: I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old...

albinwonderland:

I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious,

“Why do you want to look good?”

it took me aback for a moment.

“Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel like I should.”

“That’s…

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pumppayne:

what if when you signed up for a website and the people who created the website put in the terms and conditions that you had to give them a back massage with honey mustard but they know no one ever reads the terms and conditions so as soon as you sign up there will be a half naked man at your door holding a bottle of honey mustard in his hands

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jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

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icanbarelyspeak:

not-thefunniestblog:

if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong

when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad

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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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my dad just emailed me this picture ...

10knotes:

my dad just emailed me this picture saying ‘I thought you might like it’
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Yes, this pertains to every single one of my interests thank you

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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